DITA WHAT A TEESE!

Well, I have only just stopped shaking and perspiring, as chief entertainment reporter for More magazine i got to meet Dita Von Teese and she was something else, she was so SEXY!!! Yes, she had me drooling so much, it was getting embarassing. Then she started showing me how the bras clipped and unclipped, I was putty in her hand. What a minx!! It was the same when I met Alan Titchmarsh.

Anyway, I am off to put some frozen peas on my crotch.